one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
The baby cockatiel was trying really hard to eat the cursor. Also he’s five weeks old today.
kill the imposter
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just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add