bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

sunnybutte:

The baby cockatiel was trying really hard to eat the cursor. Also he’s five weeks old today.

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

foxnewsofficial:

please
ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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